Having spent a significant amount of time (Believe me, 3 years is very significant) with the gults, I presume that I know them pretty well. So let me point out some of the inherent qualities and antecedent facts about the gults:
The first thing you will notice about them is their language. It is strange, amusing and beyond your comprehension. All sorts landu pandu jhandu rindu pindu is right in there. And since there is a large gult population in our college they communicate in gulti only (Abominable as it sounds, you won’t get a word out of them in any other language. And don’t even get me started on their Hindi accent. If you ever have a bad day, communicate in Hindi with a gult. Even Jim Carey will appear dull after that :P). You will feel alienated among them. Their language has the power to hypnotise you into believing that the only words they use are slangs. After a while it will become annoying for you as you will start noticing that they aren’t sharing their thoughts with you. They will take full advantage of your incognizance of the language, sometimes they will make fun of you and you won’t even have a clue of what’s going on. It will just p*** you off and you will say “mc g*** mein pani hai toh hindi mein bol k dikha”.
Moving on…. The one thing that you can’t ignore about them is their brotherhood. They do everything in groups. They go to movies together, they go for shopping together, they stroll together,they eat together, drink together, they even vote together!! I am surprised they don’t use the bathroom at the same time too…
Coming to votes, it’s the most vibrant example of the brotherhood: The gymkhana election poltu. In elections there are gults and there are non-gults. And it is almost always certain that a gult will win the election no matter how incompetent he is or how competent his non-gult opponent is. They take advantage of their number and rigorously implement their selfishness towards their interests and their ‘groups’ interest. People say blood is thicker than water but believe me gultiness is thicker than blood!
Now the gults are crazy for their movies and actors. It’s not that I don’t enjoy gult movies but they are too melodramatic and superfluous most of the times. They will argue that their actresses are the best looking but they forget almost all of them are non-gult!
Their lack of hygiene cannot be ignored. And their eating habits will either put you to shame, or make you wonder, if apes really did evolve.
They think Byderabad is best, but they forget that Byderabad is just one city. For them, it is the very door to Paradise. No matter what kind of hellish phases people go through when they hear these Gults speak.
The name “gult”, contrary to popular belief that it sounds like ‘that’ when read backwards, aint true! Trust me, search Google. It’s an abbreviation for something very explicit and even though it’s very tempting, I shouldn’t write it here :-).
P.S: sorry vanya and ailla, I meant no disregard.
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